Funny Observations from Current Events – 02/14/11
Posted by Steve Yeich | Posted in Jokes | Posted on 15-02-2011
Tags: funny current events, funny observations, funny one-liners, jokes from the news, really funny jokes, really funny jokes and stuff
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Here are some funny observations from watching the news and seeing the currents events over the last week:
The TSA pat-down guys want to unionize. They will be in the same union as the girls who do massages with a happy ending.
Michelle Obama has been on the campaign to reduce childhood obesity now for one year. The program is called Let’s Move!” The Secret Service code word for the program is called Humpty Dumpty.
In a small town in Kentucky a dog was elected mayor. That’s very unusual. Usually when we think of politicians being an animal it’s more like a jackass or weasel.
An Italian couple was accused of using a stick of butter as a murder weapon. There are even more discreet methods for murder than that one. For example, no one even knows how many people Al Gore has killed by boring them to death.
Christina Aguilera’s divorce details are coming out. Apparently, her husband is still holding a grudge because when she said her wedding vows she accidentally said his name wrong.
President Obama unveiled his new $3.73 trillion spending plan. It would have even been higher but he took new hair plugs for Joe Biden out of the budget.
Barbie and Ken dolls just spent their 43rd Valentine’s Day together. In fact, Ken is getting so old he had to contact the Obama administration to see if they could give him any advice on a stimulus plan. He said after 43 years together it’s just not that easy to get stimulated anymore.
Valentine’s Day was also National Condom Day. To me that sounds like a bigger cover-up going on than Nixon had with Watergate, which was also about covering up a Dick.
There was a report this week that Apple is working on a cheaper iPhone. I’d just like to see them work on an iPhone that can make and receive calls.
Starbucks is jumping into the market for single service coffee machines like the Keurig K-cup brewing system. For men, it would be a lot more appealing if it was a D-cup.
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