Posted by Steve Yeich | Posted in Jokes | Posted on 28-09-2010
Here are some funny observations that were made after seeing what was happening this week in the news:
A recent study found that childhood obesity is linked to a cold virus. That is especially true if the cold virus is on doughnuts, cookies and French fries.
Joe Biden made another verbal gaffe when he said he’s second in line to be president, but as vice-president he’s actually first in line. But, as Joe would say, “It’s not a big f___ing deal.”
There is a rumor that Christine O’Donnell is opposed to meat hammers that chef will often use to soften a roast or something like that. The thing is she is just opposed to anyone beating their meat.
But then there is another rumor about Christine O’Donnell. She may be getting a little more aggressive about the masturbation thing. She is changing her campaign slogan to “Forget about masturbation, just go out and get laid.”
People are calling Christine O’Donnell a witch. It’s not like she’ll be the first one in Washington. We’ve had Nancy Pelosi and Hillary for quite a while already.
The economy is getting so bad that Lady Gaga was seen recently wearing a dress made out of a combination of spam and liverwurst.
Mel Gibson is in talks about being a guest on ‘Mad Men”. Talk about type casting.
According to a new theory related in a book about the Titanic, it hit an iceberg because of a steering error. So apparently, they had Toyota engineers that helped build the Titanic.
…And finally, this is merely an observation and not really a joke but Bill Clinton is hitting the campaign trail for Democrats. But is that really going to help the Dems? Bill has almost become a caricature of himself. I’ll be expecting him to soon be walking around with girls on each arm like Hugh Hefner. I guess the real joke in this last paragraph is that if Bill Clinton is campaigning for them, the joke is on the Democrats.