Posted by Steve Yeich | Posted in Jokes | Posted on 14-09-2010
Here are a few funny observations that were made this week from reading about and watching the news:
President Obama has vowed to “keep fighting, every single day, every single hour, every single minute, to turn this economy around.” In fact, I felt he had just as strong of a resolve as O.J. did when he said he’d find his ex-wife’s real killer.
…I’d bet if O.J. wasn’t in prison Obama would be out on the golf course with him right now talking about their respective resolves.
The President announced that this fall he will campaign for Democrats in four crucial states. Republicans have offered to fund his trip to make sure he keeps the promise.
Obama’s appearance will be tied to a major “get out to vote” campaign by Democrats. The Democrats he will be campaigning for have tried a “get out of our state…please…Sir” campaign directed to Obama but so far it has been unsuccessful.
Obama is coming off his resistance, a little bit at least, on extending the Bush tax cuts for the rich. He has conceded to only raise taxes of registered Republicans who make more than $250,000.
Enough about Obama (and hopefully we’ll be saying that again in 2012)…A recent study shows that obesity caused by drinking can add to brain damage by drinking itself. I’m pretty sure, though, this is because fat drunks were found to fall down a lot and hit their heads.
Researchers found that a birth control pill was making some women gain as much as 40 lbs. after taking the pill. On the plus side though, after gaining the 40 lbs. birth control was not now an issue since they no longer had anyone interested in having sex with them.
Tiger Woods has taken up writing to augment his golfing career. He wrote a new advertising slogan and presented it to Nike, but they, sadly, did not accept the new slogan which was “Just do me”.