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David Letterman’s Top Ten Lists – 06/25/12 & 06/27/12

Posted by Steve Yeich | Posted in Jokes | Posted on 02-07-2012

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Here are David Letterman’s top ten lists from last week:

Wednesday, June 27, 2012
Top Ten Words That Could Be Mistaken For “Boo”

10.Dude

9.Mahmoud

8.Brit Hume

7.Poodles

6.Who’s on “The View?”

5.Weasel

4.Heidi Klum

3.Screw you

2.Two

1.Ewww

Monday, June 25, 2012
Top Ten Things You May Not Know About The United States Supreme Court

10.For summer promotional campaign, it’s been renamed the Taco Bell Big Beef Supreme Court

9.Public courtroom seating has a two-drink minimum

8.Under rare circumstances, decision is handed down based on applause

7.Court mascot “Supreme Kurt” is available for parties and corporate events

6.Prior to oral arguments, the justices spend 15 minutes discussing “Hot Topics”

5.Court basement features an indoor gavel range

4.Thanks to grassroots internet campaign, Justice Ruth Badger Ginsburg will host “Saturday Night Live”

3.For the last two weeks, Chief Justice John Roberts has been out on jury durty

2.Fridays are “robe optional”

1.Antonin Scalia: Vampire Hunter

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