David Letterman’s Top Ten Lists – 04/03/12 and 04/04/12
Posted by Steve Yeich | Posted in Jokes | Posted on 09-04-2012
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Here are David Letterman’s top Ten lists from last week:
Tuesday, April 3, 2012
Top Ten Questions Received By The Marshmallow Peeps Hotline
10.”I accidentally ate one — what should I do?”
9.”Have you considered making nacho cheese Peeps?”
8.”How can I encourage my child to eat more processed marshmallow?”
7.”Can I send you a peep made of actual chicken?”
6.”This is Gladys Knight — sorry, I was trying to reach the Pips”
5.”I’m too fat to leave my house — do you deliver?”
4.”Why don’t you ever call me for a change?”
3.”May I please speak to Mr. Marshall Peeps?”
2.”Why was Sarah Palin hosting the ‘Today’ show?”
1.”Chick or Bunny — what would Jesus eat?”
Wednesday, April 4, 2012
Top Ten Sneezes
10.Monkey
9.Natalie Portman
8.News anchor
7.Scandinavian news anchor
6.Green Day’s Billie Joe Armstrong
5.First sneeze ever captured on film
4.Me, Dave
3.President Obama
2.Twins
1.Baby panda
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