Bill Cosby Quotes
Posted by Steve Yeich | Posted in Jokes | Posted on 09-11-2009
Tags: Bill Cosby jokes, Bill cosby quotes, funny jokes and stuff, funny stuff by Bill Cosby, hilarious quotes by Bill Cosby
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary. It’s the stupid ones who need the advice.
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I am not the boss of my house. I don’t know when I lost it. I don’t know if I ever had it. But I have seen the boss’s job and I do not want it.
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People will frighten you about a graduation….They use words you don’t hear often… “And we wish you Godspeed.” It is a warning, Godpeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices.
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As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by “survival of the fittest.”
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My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own parenthood, but it didn’t because parenting can be learned only by people who have no children.
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Gray hair is God’s graffiti.
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.
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When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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I wasn’t always black… There was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.
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