Best of the Week’s Late Night Jokes – 01/08/10
Posted by Steve Yeich | Posted in Jokes | Posted on 08-01-2010
Tags: Conan O'Brien jokes, David Letterman jokes, Jay Leno jokes, jokes from late night comedians, late night jokes
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Here are the best jokes for this week from the late night comedians.
“On Fox News, Ann Coulter said she’s against body scans at the airport because terrorists will still be able to hide explosives in their anus. So finally Ann Coulter is speaking on a topic she knows something about.” –Jay Leno
“Today, Senator Chris Dodd unveiled his plan to reduce corruption in the Senate. He’s retiring.” –Jay Leno
“After 30 years, embattled Senator Chris Dodd announced he would not seek re-election. He said he may go to work for the banking industry. Have you seen his voting record? I think he already works for the banking industry.” –Jay Leno
“Today, President Obama honored more than 80 teachers for excellence in math and science. Then he begged them to leave China and come teach here in the United States.” –Conan O’Brien
“I was reading a book about Osama bin Laden, and it was written by his son, and according to the son, in the book about his father, the kid claims Osama bin Laden was a cruel parent. Gosh, you think you know somebody. But the book is written by bin Laden’s dumb son, Osama W. bin Laden.” –David Letterman
“The weather here in California is very nice. But it’s freezing all across the United States. In fact, in D.C., the weather is so bad — this is true — they actually hired convicted criminals to shovel snow at the U.S. Capitol. Isn’t that amazing? So it’s nice to see members of Congress doing something useful for a change.” –Jay Leno
“The government investigated yet another terrorist threat today. Luckily it was just McDonald’s announcing they’re bringing back the McRib sandwich.” –Jay Leno
“A new poll asked Americans who their ideal next-door neighbor would be. The No. 1 answer was the Obama family, mainly because the Obamas are the kind of neighbors who would lend you a cup of sugar or a trillion dollars.” –Conan O’Brien
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