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A Joke Shared by a Reader

Posted by Steve Yeich | Posted in Jokes | Posted on 17-03-2010

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This was a joke sent to me by a friend and reader of darnfunnyonline:
Please be sure to read through the PS…

Subject: Fw: Nancy Reagan’s Letter of Forgiveness to John Hinkley

We could all learn so much from this elegant

and gracious lady.

You might recall that John Hinckley was a seriously deranged

young man who shot President Reagan in the early 1980’s.

Hinckley was absolutely obsessed with movie star Jodie Foster

and in his twisted mind, loved Jodie to the point that to make

himself well-known to her, he attempted to assassinate

President Reagan.

There is speculation Hinckley may soon be released as having been rehabilitated.  Consequently, you will appreciate the following letter

from Nancy Reagan to John Hinckley:

To:  John Hinckley

From:  Mrs. Nancy Reagan

My family and I wanted to drop you a short note

to tell you how pleased we are with the great strides

you are making in your recovery.

In our country’s spirit of understanding and forgiveness,

we want you to know that we bear no grudge against you for

shooting President Reagan.

We are fully aware that mental stress and pain could have

driven you to such an act of desperation.

We’re confident that you will soon make a complete

recovery and return to your family to join the world again

as a healthy and productive man.

Best wishes,

Nancy Reagan & Family

P.S.

While you have been incarcerated, Barack Obama has been

banging Jodie Foster like a screen door in a tornado.

You might want to look into that.

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